January 2009
21 posts
snack stadium →
also, tonight a free ice cream and tequila party and a bjork party?! have fun tonight kidz
And now you can do anything you've ever wanted →
and so much more: - All you can eat BBQ in Manhattan on Monday nights for 25 bucks. I’m not usually one for gutbusters, but unlimited meats give me a hard on smile. - At Monkeytown spend…
Is that really the reality of today and this... →
Sometimes I doubt that things are happening as they are. Do you do that? Like today I was in the shower thinking - do I really have this class at 6 today? If I go there will the other people be there…
My internet wasn't working and it held me back... →
Stuff I did: - saw M83 at Irving Plaza/Fillmore - went to Shayna’s wonderful B-Day party at UWS Jewish Deli Lansky’s and ate delicious things - chilled with hipster gays and lesbs at…
Fugazi - The Kill
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So I went to DC on the Keep It Fun comedy bus. And then I came back! It was a nice adventure, but a bit disappointing. They had no reason to block off the entire national mall with fences. That…
off to DC for my big inauguration party →
BRB
HEY Y'ALL LET'S EAT UP SOME CRISCO →
(Thanks Justin SmElliott)
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the Brooklyn Kitchen! →
discovered this yesterday: pig butchering class and lamb butchering class I want these skills! And they teach knife skills for 25 bucks. www.thebrooklynkitchen.com I’m going to…
Heck yeah I'm gonna fantasize it. →
I’m not in a place where I’m gonna get engaged to someone any time soon. But a couple of my best friends just got engaged so I went and did something secret and private (well, not anymore) that a lot…
A Bit from last night's Street Meat →
I had a great time last night! Here’s a bit I wrote for the show. I’d love to make this into a video, but I can’t afford to right now, so I’ll just share it with you here: Heather - Hi, I’m Montel…
SPRING BREAK F yeah →
no matter how 27 you are you can always have spring break when theres recessionly priced jagerbombs in your neighborhood ALSO It was funny when In last night’s 30 rock, Tracy Morgan said …
Confusion feels like a burning melting →
Completely composed outsides with warm wax dripping within
my animal collection →
So. Animal Collective new album. There’s these excited sounds of grandeur and explosion - it’s all very frenetic and noisy. Really noisy. This album isn’t good played softly or low. It’s only…
go do this pls →
Hey, so I’ll be performing a new comedy bit with my cohost Rob, and a character. And I’m probably going to make a cake and put candles in that cake, light em on fire too. Poke my eyes in the…
My favorite Input →
Now that I have more time for television, I’ve become addicted to various learning shows. First and foremost - cooking shows, then travel, and then random history and learning. I spend the most of my…
today is not a good day →
chin is not up
the new york unemployment website is run by evil... →
seriously, i’ve been trying all day long to file my claim and the website craps out at different points in the application every time so evil
watchin films in the 2009 →
I saw 3 already, not in theatres. Liked them all! Darjeeling Limited I appreciate Anderson’s originality in storytelling. He also creates an enjoyable, colorful, complete world. I thought…
i found something out, really important →
i found out about the alien invasion ride at splish splash waterpark in long island i wanna go on that